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Fall

Football Jokes We Get a Kick Out Of

Score some laughs with this roundup of funny football jokes for kids! If your family is into pro or college football, these family friendly jokes are perfect for some good clean fall fun. Please be an MVP and share your favorite jokes about football to help build the ultimate list.

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Kelly R
- 09/18/2023

What insect shouldn't play football? A fumble bee.
Kelly R
- 09/18/2023

Where do football players buy their uniforms? New Jersey.
Kelly R
- 09/18/2023

Why shouldn't you play football in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Kelly R
- 09/18/2023

Why is Cinderella terrible at football? Her coach is a pumpkin.
Kelly R
- 09/18/2023

Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer.
Kelly R
- 09/18/2023

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

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