157 Funny Jokes for Kids...Got One to Add?
They say laughter is the best medicine, and that’s true no matter your age! Laughter can boost children’s happiness levels, encourage creative thinking, and build self-esteem. So, there are plenty of reasons to have some good children's jokes up your sleeve!
Telling jokes can help time fly during not-so-fun activities, like sitting in traffic or waiting in line at the pharmacy. They can provide a good distraction when your child’s nervous or anxious before a doctor’s visit. Jokes can also be an easy way to engage with your kiddos when they’re going through a tough time. Sharing some funny kid jokes and making them laugh can be a great way to break the ice and make them feel more comfortable.
Pretty much every kid goes through a joke-telling phase, so bookmark this always-growing collection of funny jokes for kids to be ready when that joke bug hits. Here are the best jokes for kids, according to parents who have heard them over and over (and over) again and still found them worth a chuckle. From silly potty humor to groan-worthy dad jokes, vote for the best kids’ jokes below, and help other parents out by adding your favorite kid-friendly jokes as well!
For more fun ways to engage with your little one, check out our hilarious knock-knock jokes, interesting fun facts for kids, and kids’ conversation starters lists, too!
Jokes for Kids That Will Crack Up the Whole Family
Show your funny side and share your jokes below!
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What did the shark say when it ate the clown fish? Tastes funny.
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Why does a duck have feathers? To cover his butt quack
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Oh my goodness my kids will love this one!!! Butt and fart jokes are the best 😁
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless.
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Why should you never give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll Let it Go.
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Lol, I dont get this one!
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Let it Go is the song Elsa sings in the movie Frozen - so, she’ll let the balloon go and it will fly away!! 😆
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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This one is the best! Whenever the kids guess something, you just keep saying, "stickier," and make them guess again!
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How do trees access the Internet? They log on
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Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf- is- Presley What kind of music do elves like? Wrap music
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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes.
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Ewwwww!
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I know!!! All of us (even my tweens!) said the same thing when we first heard it, but could not help laughing, either!!! 😝
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent!
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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
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What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me something smells.
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Why was the car so stinky? It was full of gas.
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field.
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What can jump higher than a house. Anything a house can't jump
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What is the best part about living in Switzerland ? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus. 🇨🇭😆
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Where do skeletons go for a fun night out? Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
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Why did the twin elephants have to leave the beach? They only had a pair of trunks.
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What did the man say when he walked into a bar. Ouch!
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Why do cows where bells? Because their horns dont work
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Did you know that the first French fry wasn't made in France? It was actually made in grease
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What did one wall say to the other? Ill meet you at the corner!
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Why was the computer late for work? It had a hard drive.
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Why didn’t the invisible man take a job offer? He couldn’t see himself working there.
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Why did the super hero flush the toilet? Because it was his dooty
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Knock knock “ Who’s there“ Boo “ boo-hoo “ Don’t cry it is just a joke
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Knock knock Who's there The interrupting cow Interrupting cow "mooo"who
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Why don't monkey's like to play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetahs!
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Knock knock Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you like Japanese poetry
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Why can’t a T-Rex clap its hands? Because it’s extinct.
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How much does a chimney cost
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Why didn't Noah play cards on the ark? He was standing on the deck.
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Knock knock who’s there police police who? Police hurry up it’s chilly outside
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What did the lettuce say to the tomato during the race? You better ketchup or lettuce win!
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Kid: How many letters are there in the alphabet? Parent: 26 Kid: Nope, 25, because I don't know Y
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Why did the pencil go to the sharpener? Because he wanted to get a sharp new look!
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What do you call an alligator that shows you which way to go? A Navigator
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Knock knock Who’s there Ash Ash who Bless you
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I like this one with "Hatch" instead of "Ash," but either way, it's comedy GOLD!
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Knock knock, Who’s there? Little old lady, Little old lady who? Woah I didn’t know you could yodel!
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me
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Jack wanted to build a car out of noodles and but Jill said it was impossible. She couldn't believe her eyes when he drove right pasta!
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What's the worst part about giving a cat a bath? Getting the hair off your tongue.
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What did the pepper say when they got put in the fridge? Is it just me or is it chili 🌶 in here
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Did you hear about the farmer who took 8 cows out to the field? When he rounded them up, he had 10!
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Why can you never believe what an atom tells you? They make up everything.
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You may think it's "R," but my first love is the "C" (sea).
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What do you do when your in a cold room? Go to the corner it’s always 90 degrees
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Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
