Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

What did one sheep say to the other? I love ewe!

Where do burgers go dancing? At a meat-ball.

What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valentiny!

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

What kind of triangle is the most attractive? Acute one.

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? I'm stuck on you.

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.

What did the painter say to her Valentine? I love you with all my art.

Why did the broom miss Valentine's Day? He overswept.

What type of flower likes to give kisses? Tulips.

What did Frankenstein's monster say to his bride on Valentine's Day? Be my Valenstein!

What did the bat say to his girlfriend? You're fun to hang around with.

What did one oar say to the other? How about a little row-mance?

Why did the skunk love Valentine’s Day? He was very scent-imental.

What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.

What did one Jedi say to the other on Valentine's Day? Yoda one for me!