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Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

These funny Valentine's Day jokes for kids are a sweet way to celebrate the holiday! Write them on lunch notes or let your kids share them with friends on homemade Valentines.

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Kelly R
- 01/13/2021

What did one sheep say to the other? I love ewe!
Kelly R
- 01/13/2021

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? I'm stuck on you.
Kelly R
- 01/13/2021

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
Kelly R
- 01/13/2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Kelly R
- 01/27/2022

Where do burgers go dancing? At a meat-ball.
Alexandra F.
- 01/15/2021

What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valentiny!
Kelly R
- 01/27/2022

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
Kelly R
- 01/13/2021

What kind of triangle is the most attractive? Acute one.
Christina B.
- 02/11/2022

Why did the broom miss Valentine's Day? He overswept.
Kelly R
- 01/27/2022

What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.
Alexandra F.
- 01/15/2021

What type of flower likes to give kisses? Tulips.
Alexandra F.
- 01/28/2021

What did Frankenstein's monster say to his bride on Valentine's Day? Be my Valenstein!
Kelly R
- 01/27/2022

What did the bat say to his girlfriend? You're fun to hang around with.
Alexandra F.
- 01/28/2021

What did the painter say to her Valentine? I love you with all my art.
Kelly R
- 01/27/2022

What did one oar say to the other? How about a little row-mance?
Kelly R
- 01/27/2022

What did one Jedi say to the other on Valentine's Day? Yoda one for me!
Alexandra F.
- 01/28/2021

Why did the skunk love Valentine’s Day? He was very scent-imental.

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