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Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Kelly R

Let's share our favorite funny Christmas jokes for kids, to make the holidays a little more merry! These would make fun (and free!) Advent calendar fillers, or maybe your family's Elf on the Shelf will want to bring one each day. Scroll down to see the best holiday jokes for kids, and add your own favorite to the list!

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  • Shila
      -   11/27/2019

    What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? Pineapple.

  •  Kelly R
      -   11/14/2019

    What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis

  •  Kelly R
      -   11/21/2019

    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite

  •  Alexandra F.
      -   11/16/2019

    Where does Frosty keep his money? In a snow bank

  •  Kelly R
      -   11/12/2019

    What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

  •  Shila
      -   12/21/2019

    What do you call the wrapping paper scraps leftover on Christmas morning? A Christmess!

    • Katie G.
        -   01/26/2021

      Haha. This is a good one. Oh the mess on Christmas morning! My OCD has trouble handling it every year.

  •  Sue Krawitz Tandoc
      -   01/25/2021

    What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer.

  •  Kelly R
      -   11/12/2019

    What happened to the thief who stole an Advent calendar? He got 25 days.

    •  Katie G.
        -   01/26/2021

      Ha! I like this one. My kids always fight over the advent calendar and complain that they have to share. I'm sure they'd love to get caught stealing it.

  •  Shila
      -   11/27/2019

    What's a skunk's favorite Christmas carol? Jingle Smells.

  •  Kelly R
      -   11/14/2019

    What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you.

  •  Kelly R
      -   11/14/2019

    What kind of music do elves like? Wrap

  •  Kelly R
      -   11/21/2019

    What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night

  •  Shila
      -   12/21/2019

    What's red, white, and blue on Christmas? A sad candy cane.

  •  Shila
      -   11/27/2019

    What does the Snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes

    •  Shila
        -   11/27/2019

      Ice Krispies

  •  Kelly R
      -   12/10/2021

    How do you know when Santa is around? You can sense his presents.

  •  Kelly R
      -   12/04/2021

    How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house!

  •  Kelly R
      -   11/12/2019

    What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws

  •  Kelly R
      -   12/10/2021

    What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!

  •  Alexandra F.
      -   12/05/2019

    What do elves learn in school? The elfabet!

  •  Sue Krawitz Tandoc
      -   01/25/2021

    Why were the children so cold on Christmas morning? Because it was Decembrrrrr!

  •  Alexandra F.
      -   02/15/2023

    What do you call an old snowman? Water.

  • Alexandra F.
      -   11/25/2019

    Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf- is- Presley

  •  Kelly R
      -   12/10/2021

    What is Santa's favorite laundry detergent? Yule-Tide.

  •  Kelly R
      -   12/10/2021

    How does Santa like his pizza? Deep-pan, crisp and even!

  •  Kelly R
      -   12/10/2021

    What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!

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