36 Actually Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Our parent-to-parent community is sharing kid-friendly knock knock jokes that really get the whole family laughing!
Bookmark our list of knock knock jokes to keep everyone entertained on a road trip, when running errands or just hanging out at home, and check out our big list of jokes for kids for even more inspiration!
Upparent gathers recommendations from real parents to help us all discover something new to enjoy with our families. Be sure to add your favorite knock knock jokes for kids below to help grow the list!
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Knock Knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!
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Mine was shorter. Yours was the right one.😂
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I remembered this one from my own childhood, and how obnoxiously long it was!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo!
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for? Open the door!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?
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Knock-knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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Knock, knock Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
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Knock, knock Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us so please open up!
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Stop being Mario and listen!
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Knock knock Who's there? Donna. Donna who? Donnanananananananan....Batman!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue answered this door before?
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Knock, knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting cow wh… Moo!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Bossy Pants. Mr. Boss... Okay, now you have to say, "Mr. Bossy Pants who?"
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Knock knock who there The cow The cow The cow who jumped over the moon
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your doorbell going to be fixed?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid who can't reach the doorbell!
