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Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids That Are Just Too Gourd

It's pretty rare to find Thanksgiving jokes for kids that are actually funny, so weigh in with the Thanksgiving jokes and puns that your whole family has laughed over!

These corny and clean jokes are good for a little turkey day fun! Write them on the place cards for your Thanksgiving dinner, or on lunch notes or a family quote board over the weeks leading up to the big day. And if you hear a great Thanksgiving joke that makes you chuckle, come back and add it below to keep improving the list!

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    What side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

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    Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.

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    What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey? Finally enough drumsticks for everyone at Thanksgiving!

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    What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

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    What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? Quack quack quack.

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    What’s the best song to sing when cooking a turkey? All about that baste.

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    Knock knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!

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    Who helps little pumpkins cross the street safely? The crossing gourd.

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    Knock knock. Who’s there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we are going to have a lot of leftovers!

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    Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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    What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist.

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    Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling down? Because his belt buckle was on his hat.

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