What did one plate say to the other? Don’t worry…Dinner is on me!

What do you do when your in a cold room? Go to the corner it’s always 90 degrees

What did the pepper say when they got put in the fridge? Is it just me or is it chili 🌶 in here

Why did the pepper fail archery class? He didn’t habenero!

Knock knock, Who’s there? Little old lady, Little old lady who? Woah I didn’t know you could yodel!

What do sheep wear to the beach? Baaaaakinis

What did the lettuce say to the tomato during the race? You better ketchup or lettuce win!